The Greatest Tragedy

Dan Shauaughanesensey recently wrote an article about what the world would be like if the Patriots had actually won the Super Bowl last year, and gone 19-0.

Boston would have won championships in 3 out of the 4 major sports leagues (I am Canadian, so the NHL counts!).
Brady and his supermodel girlfriends would have received even more press.
Belichick would have become even more annoying to stare at.

But the biggest tragedy may have been that we would never have seen this Willams-vs-Manning Double Stuf Racing League commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7o_JfWuw1E

Anytime you can get a boring guy like Peyton to say, "It's on like Donkey Kong," it's a winner in my books. Well done, DSRL!

Until next time, Saif's out!

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