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Task 37? Done!

I know, it's been a few days since I updated the blog, but what can I say? I'm a busy (ahem...lazy) guy. Just like you, I also have a list of 100 things to get done before I die. Here's a subset:

35: Encourage Mr. T to challenge Mr. Clean for bling-washing supremacy
36: Strike a pose like Bill Gates
37: Break into old people's homes, just to tickle them while they're asleep
38: Find any role in any movie where the actor is more of a wuss than Orlando Bloom in Troy (this might be the hardest one)

Anyway, you'll be happy to know that task 37 has been completed! Relax, it wasn't by me, but by someone else. As much as I hate my ideas being stolen, this has humour written all over it. A guy broke into elderly womens' homes naked, just to tickle them with feathers and fingers. He's even freaked out the neighbours so much that they wake up in the middle of the night and look for the tickle monster beside their beds.

Ahh, good times all around.

Until next time, Saif's out!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Hey man...welcome to the blogosphere! ;) Oh, and don't lie...I know that was you with the feathers! Hahaha...
5:13 PM
Roxanna said…
cheer up, saif - the tickle monster is gone but i hear the role of boogeyman is still vacant :)

so glad you are a blogger now - so I can bug somebody else about updating ;)
9:57 PM
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