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OJ Murders? Who Cares. OJ Steals Satellite TV? Busted!

So, let me get this straight about O.J. Simpson.

OJ can win a Heisman Trophy in college.
OJ can play 11 years in the NFL, and rush for 11,236 yards.
OJ can be the first RB in the NFL's history to top 2,000 yards in a season.
OJ can be involved in low-speed car chase in a white Ford Bronco.
OJ can hire F. Lee Bailey, Robert Shapiro and Johnnie Cochran to defend him in his wife's murder trial.
OJ can beat the murder rap because "if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit."
OJ can win custody of his children after all this.

But OJ gets busted for stealing satellite TV. Gotta love America. Well, with no TV, at least now he'll have more time to find the "real killers."

Until next time, Saif's out!

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